Ponies are a girls best friend!

In life, you learn valuable lessons. Like... Don't flush the toliet before you get into the shower, or don't mix ur beer and liquor then eat la bambas....yikes. Its these important and valuable points of wisdom that make us who we are. Well folks today I've learned a new one.

Ponies are a girls best friend. Now of course all of you are thinking, that's it, she's finally lost it. Which I probably have to some degree, but think about it. Dudes have already "claimed" dogs as mans best friend. Cats are no ones friends, unless ur a certain guy that has a weird freak cat named kitty. Emmy and Ross are gluttons for love, but they don't actually pick one person. They are equal opportunity pet-ees.

PONIES however, ponies embody everything a faboosh girl should be. Free spirited, enjoys having their mane brushed, loves to run with its fellow ponies when out painting the field, into fruits and veggies, etc. Not to mention they are really popular. HELLO think about lisa frank! Who was her first animal she created for our eye assaulting rainbow trapper keepers??? A pony. Duh. And every small child at some point or another loves a pony. They are way fashionable, I mean why else would it cost a bajillion dollars to own and show horses. That's another one! Showing ponies is nbd bc they love being the center of attention. (Swear to god I could have been a pony in a past life)

so that's my lesson folks. Ponies are a little gift to us that we should cherish. They are the epitome of fabulousness and I want one.

So please someone buy me a pony!

Xoxo-bill
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